Brown Bomber

Gorilla: If any of you readers pay attention to the goings on of the celebrity world, you may have heard that Chris Brown recently opened a can all over Rihanna's face.
Let me be the first to say thank you. For too long has Rihanna gotten away with poisoning the radio with crappy song after crappy song. I bet this incident occured after Chris Brown was driving home after a long day of work and the last song of the ride happened to be that horrid tune about an umbrella -ella -ella.
After seing Chris Brown's recent heroics, I suggest that he ends whatever messed up relationship he has with talentless Rihanna and switch hits with Chad Kroeger from Nickelback. I guarantee, one week into that relationship even the first few chords of "Rockstar" will set Chris Brown off on a path of Nickelbashing.
Hopefully

Re: Kid Cudi

Wolf

This seemed more than appropriate as Lion's recent post has moved 3CI into the hip hop world.

Enjoy:

Bacon Shakin'

Gorilla: A popular comedic method is creating a parody of other popular works.  A fine example of this is the scene from the film "Footloose" where Kevin Bacon dances because he is angry.  I first came across a parody of this scene in the final episode of the first season of "Flight of the Conchords" when Bret is kicked out of the band and he goes on an anrgy rampage of fancy footwork.  I understand that the scene from "Footloose" was aslo parodied in the recent film "Hot Rod" with Andy Samberg.  As with all parodies, they are funnier if you are familiar with the original content.  Therefore I traveled great distances to the land of YouTube and watched the infamous scene.  What I saw could have been the most rediculous scene in motion picture history.  Perhaps some of the material in the scene was lost on me because I did not watch the whole movie, but I doubt any previous plot from the movie would validate the things I saw. 
I'm not upset about it, I just think it was rediculous.  Take a look...

It is your birthday.

Thanks to the creation of the birthday calendar alert on facebook, all of us here at Three Conchords Inc. would like to wish a happy birthday to Lion.

Happy Birthday sir!