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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Brown Bomber

Gorilla: If any of you readers pay attention to the goings on of the celebrity world, you may have heard that Chris Brown recently opened a can all over Rihanna's face.
Let me be the first to say thank you. For too long has Rihanna gotten away with poisoning the radio with crappy song after crappy song. I bet this incident occured after Chris Brown was driving home after a long day of work and the last song of the ride happened to be that horrid tune about an umbrella -ella -ella.
After seing Chris Brown's recent heroics, I suggest that he ends whatever messed up relationship he has with talentless Rihanna and switch hits with Chad Kroeger from Nickelback. I guarantee, one week into that relationship even the first few chords of "Rockstar" will set Chris Brown off on a path of Nickelbashing.
Hopefully

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