Bottom line: Maggie Gyllenhaal is an uggo. She wasn't bad looking in Donnie Darko (what happened?). Heath Ledger has replaced God as God in heaven.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Rachel Dawes
The Dark Knight: Terrific cinematic experience, doubtlessly one of the best movies I've seen in a theater in a long while. Leaving Regal Cinemas, however, I did not find myself mulling over the subtleties of a disturbingly perfect Joker assumed by the late Heath Ledger. My mind's eye wandered instead into the deep canyons formed beneath Rachel Dawes's eyes. The nagging question of why Katie Holmes had recieved plastic surgery from a doctor with chronically damaged eye sight in order to better fit her role in The Dark Knight still turns in my brain. I am also unable to venture a guess as to why the writers of The Dark Knight did not offer a simple explanation as to why Rachel's crippling fear of being molested by Batman in her sleep had given her a case of insomnia which had devastating effects on her physical appearance and acting ability.
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Gorilla: Interesting thoughts Wolf. This now raises the question: Who would you rather doink, Maggie Gyllenhaal or Jake Gyllenhaal?
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