Bear Gryll's Life is Better Than Yours

In the above video, Bear Grylls swims from one island in the Pacific Ocean to another.  Along the way, he spots some humpback whales about twenty yards off.  When was the last time you swam with whales in the Pacific Ocean?  Probably never.  Have you ever climbed down a waterfall? That would be more plausible, but you probably did not celebrate by roasting a dead rat on a stick and eating its brain as an appetizer.  Most of us are just lucky to watch him explore our great Planet Earth and will never experience all the great things the lands and seas have to offer.
More reasons Bear Grylls is better than you are because because he...

Climbs mountains
Jumps 50 ft into water
Skydives
Explores caves
Drinks his own urine (YOO-rine)
Has a british accent
Creates fire anywhere
Creates his own bandages from trees
Eats live fish, lizards, snakes, spiders, etc.
Performs enemata (please watch below)