BOO

Wolf:

I am no longer going to watch Scrubs.  Once my favorite TV show, ABC's reincarnation of Scrubs has managed to remove everything that I once enjoyed about it.  Where there once was genuine, layered emotionality, ABC forces blunt, childish morals down our throats.  

JD and Elliot getting back together was the one thing about this season that drew my excitement, but if their relationship is gonna be developed in such a shallow way, I would rather it never happened.  The episodes in which JD and Elliot first (and again) date are some of the best in the whole series in the way that they depict the relationship grow and fall apart.  This season?  There's more depth in the West Virginia gene pool... Episode 1 tonight: Elliot misses her man intensely, and states it multiple times in case you missed the part where they're in love this time around. Episode 2: JD and Elliot don't kiss, hug, speak, or see each other.

A show without its main characters is like *______________ without _____________.  If you haven't noticed by now, at least one main character has been missing from each episode this season.  Scrubs crossed the line tonight by airing an episode without the appearance of Zach Braff.  While his voice did appear over Elliot's speaker phone, I can also catch his voice being hilllarious in Cottonelle commercials.

Howie (dude from Little Giants) is the man, however. And should be given his own show.

*Create your own metaphor!