O Canada

A Special Campaign Comment from Wolf

To all you Mark Muccis in the nation, who repeatedly informed me through your facebook statuses and otherwise that you will be promptly fleeing to Canada following a McCain loss, by all means go. I'm not saying this because I think the country would be a better place without you. Although that's a very real possibility. I'm happy to support your move because it finally proves beyond any shadow of a doubt how stupid you people really are. How ignorant you are in your opposition to a candidate with "socialist" policies whose victory has you instantly singing the chorus of move to Canada. For any conservative who may have stumbled across this post while waiting for their one way flight to Canada and has no idea where I'm going with this: CANADA HAS SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE.
I would love some input from the readers about other ways that Canada is more liberal than the United States, but I don't know of any other specific examples, so (unlike my conservative friends) I won't make generalizations that turn out to be untrue.

So by all means, move to Canada. God knows you won't be missed here.