Great Day

Gorilla: When I arose from my slumber this morning, I was not aware of what would be in store on this chilled autumn Sunday. After returning from a morning with the Lord, I logged on to the world wide web and was greeted with the bubbly news that New York Yankees young prodigal son, Joba Chamberlain, was arrested for a DUI. Thankfully, the pin-striped punk did not harm anyone else in his drunken stupor. Don't drink and drive, fellow Conchords.
As the day trickled onward, another surprise arose when I saw that our friend, Wolf/First Conchord, has finally posted once more. This is good news for Wolf, for Lion and I were talking behind his back about replacing him.
The day of fun concluded as the Boston Red Sox were rendered ineffective offensively and were finally eliminated from the 2008 playoffs. I hate the Red Sox. The end proved to be quite poetic as the Baby Rays looked to one of their own that made the rest of the team look like seasoned veterans. David Price, the first pick of the 2007 draft shut down Boston and got the last four outs of the 2008 ALCS. It was refreshing to see a team built mainly from their own system (Rays 6/9 starters) take down a money-dependent club that was only able to produce three starters in their lineup.
Another stat that you may end up seeing on the Sport Center:
Boston Red Sox Payroll: $133,220,112 Rank-4
Tampa Bay Rays Payroll: $43,422,997 Rank-29 of 30 (numbers from espn.com)
And for the record I want the Phillies to win the World Series.